Verbatim notes and smiles: FBStats #0001

To make me feel you really love me, first, you must accept me... dont try to change me... dont judge me... dont judge the people who are close to me... cause i only give back love if the love given too me is worth

~Prince Dark

08/06/2010

4:49 PM

*There was something about Prince Dark's facebook status made me smile. And in my heart I can say that this describes me on how I love and how I wanted to be loved.

Verbatim notes and smiles: SMS #1000

f drinking redhorse s a sport.. im sure, varisty na ta!team captain ko! halong da coach ha.

~ Lara Marie I.

07/31/2010

9:43 PM

*This SMS made me smile :) Thanks Lar. I miss you.

27 words

God our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses; and please watch over and heal my family.

In Jesus' name. AMEN

Top 10

Top 10 Reasons Why FB Drives Me Nuts
by: Mademoiselle Hazel Atilano

Once in a millennium, FB lifts me up. For instance, when friends and former students remember that I exist, or that April 9 is my birthday, or when some cerebral neanderthal posts a comment of philosophical value on my wall. More often than not, FB just gets my goat the second I log in. Here are the reasons why:

No. 10: Those "virtual" farm gifts which include virtual cherry trees, virtual cows, and virtual dogs, among others. And an invitation to harvest somebody's virtual crops??? Then again, what can I expect from this virtual world?

No. 9: Those stupid updates, like "Marky found a sad Ugly Duckling on their farm. Oh no!" So freakin' what????

No. 8: This preposterous photo tagging, which is really nothing but some person's approximation of your personality, which actually amounts to nothing (just a waste of time). So freakin' what if I'm the "wallflower" at parties or the "Obnoxious B!t+#" among us???

No. 7: Profile pictures that DON'T look like the closest resemblance of your profile, because it's either too abstract or too absurd.

No. 6: More stupid quizzes, like HOW GAY ARE YOU? WHICH FILM CHARACTER ARE YOU IN REAL LIFE (WTF???) ARE YOU A FAITHFUL LOVER? (Would you say otherwise?) What's next? ARE YOU MORE PHOTOGENIC IN REAL LIFE?

No. 5: Social Interview Questions like, "Does Hazel look good in her profile picture?" wtf?! OF COURSE I DO! / and "Who is hotter, Hazel Atilano or you?" OF COURSE I AM! Are you freakin blind???

No. 4: Photos of someone's virtual pet kissing your virtual pet. That's freakin sick, man!

No. 3: Relationship Status: It's Complicated. This is utter nonsense. If it's complicated, it's not a relationship; it's an ISSUE, people. It's something you need a shrink for. You're either SINGLE or STUPID.

No. 2: Yoville, Farmville, Pet Society and other manifestations of our collective hidden desires and unanswered needs. If we think these will make up for all that we can't achieve in real life, then we don't really exist; we're just characters in a Wachowski Brothers' sci-fi flick called "Matrix."

No. 1: FB being used by egotistic/egocentric politicians who seek free self-promotion. No need to expound.

So, why am I still on FB, if it drives me crazy? If you've been tagged, you're one of the few reasons why. So, keep me sane.


*got this Note post from Ms. Hazel. Ms. Hazel is my professor for 2 literature classes, 2 major subjects, 1 research class, and minor in French. *wink*wink*

Good morning

Bechay knows the real me

January 3, 2010 - My best cuzie Bechay and I were texting about a certain guy who made me feel extra special over the holidays. Out of the blue, Bechay asked me to give it a try and make it work. I brushed the idea of doing so and told her that's not a good idea. The usual "dreamer lines" me and my best friend Rida would say. Then Bechay replied:

..hdl0k ka mgtry m0..ky my pridE ka gd ya,kg kblo q kng gka fal kna gna stop m na 8's bc0z hdlok k nga bsi byaAn ka...or shud i say xa ego mo?

Message Details:

3-jan-2010
10:00:05 am

and that text reply, shut the hell out of me. My Bechay really knows me. :)

Impossible to please a woman

Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."